God says, HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would because, he said, because “I am all of you. I am everything. and I like to be nice to me…’cause if I can’t be on my side, who can?” Now ya just can’t argue with that kind of “The

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I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off. There’s God dancin, singin, smilin & trippin, really gettin into it

I mean he really dug it. I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off. There’s God dancin and singin, smilin and trippin. Christ! …er…should I? Oh what the hell. If you knew him, you’d realize he don’t give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful words, oh and the greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….

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[NOTE: This monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled, “Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness”
SILLYMICKEL’S ORIGINAL COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]

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[Click on the audio player below to hear SillyMickel’s comedic monologue…as in the text below]
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[NOTE:   This monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled, “Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness”
SILLYMICKEL’S ORIGINAL COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]
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    Well that was a trip. No…No Thanks to any of you folks, I mean…hey! Ya know what happened?
    I melted…yea, you saw that part…then I became this puddle. OK. The cat drank me, thinking I was delicious! Hey!
      So I was up there in front of the Real Justice, the

    Real One. And, guess what! Ha! turns…to all of you! Turns out God hates forms as much as me. So there!  

    In fact, we hit it off pretty good…good with god, hey, now there’s my next title, hmmmm, goodwithgod…Shit, guys, he’s got the best — I’m telling you — HASH brownies… no lie!!  Wow, you think yer trippin. Try being dead sometime and hanging out with God in, well, where he lives…I think Oregon, now, that’s what it looked like…And these big mutha hash brownies …. De-lic-ious. I’m tellin ya!  But kicked my BUTT!  I’m tellin ya, God can do some shit!  Didn’t seem to faze him, but he did start acting sillier than even He usually is.  

    Well I was toast, I was starting to brown out. But you couldn’t miss the Major and Only Consciousness, not when he’s breakin into  

    “What if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger”…I mean, you know…

    Maybe, uh…I suppose he sang a little bit better then me…I have to say that, though, cause He’s God, ya know.

    Well…no, but He’s a nice guy….

    Anyway, so…

    “there’s a stranger on the street.”  

    And, and like, like that, you know,  

    “tryin to make his way ho-ooo-ome….” ho-oome…..”  

    I mean he really dug it.  I couldn’t help it, I was laughin my ass off.  There’s god dancin and singin, smilin and trippin.  Christ! …er…should I?  Oh what the hell. If you knew him, you’d realize he don’t give a shit about words you say; it’s the hurtful words, oh and the greed, murder, and rape — he’s not silly bout them at all….

    Anyway, there he is even gettin into the parody of it. you know, like, you know, the one that was made of it, you know, like that, uh, guy does, but anyway it was a woman…and she said  

    “what if god smoked cannabis, hit the bong like some of us”

    [chuckle] really gettin into it…I mean God is really getting into it…He’s goin’:  

    “yea, yea, god smells good” and like that. I mean, I cou…I never laughed so hard. I mean I always knew that God, that if God were good and loving he’d have to be silly.  Cause well being serious all the time means you ain’t good and loving!  

    But this was like, Wow, God is the funniest Dude there is! Aw…Hmmm… funnygod@gmail…. Naw no one would believe it. besides, I think he’s saving that one for Himself.

    It was alright…. it’s all….

    It was, it was ALL great!…there was…there was one… like I said…. OK, oh…like I said he digs Joan Osborne.  So….  

    So, when he starts breakin into her  “Let’s Just Get Naked”  

    you know, like…I forget the tune now…

    “just for a laugh…it’s a thrill and a half”  

    “we’ve been together so….I hope it wasn’t just the drugs”

    …something like that.  I forgetting now too.

    But, well, well, what would do you think?   

    First I…but He’s getting’ into it…He’s got perfect pitch of course, you know….anyway, first, I’m uncomfortable thinkin – hey, like…I’m a guy, is this appropriate?  I mean, I swear I did flash on those Catholic priests, my bad…I mean… how could I think about…God…How could I think that about God?  I mean…oh that damn Catholic in me; I’m startin to think even He’s a perv.

    Oh, uh, but, luckily, saved by my early youth investment in primal therapy I end…I ended that trip, man.

    But then there was another, right on its heels:  like He…like what if God was only appearing to me as a man…because I am and shit, ya know…and well…what about that:  You know that stuff we say like [like as if praying:]   

    “I ask, please, that God/Goddess, aah, will find it in His/Her divine, yilly, yani, whatever…”  Ya know, yada, yada, whatever.”  

    I mean…male, female…why…you know, it shouldn’t be, right?…so I’m thinkin…If he’s just as much…I mean what if He is He just as much a She and can be one whenever.  So I’m hearing…and I’m thinkin’, well that makes sense since He’s everybody so…Hell, He IS half female, and I’m hear…but I’m hearin’ this “get naked” song and now I’m freakin’ again.  

    I’m thinkin, oh yeah, all my mofo friends melt…melted me because they thought I dissed Mary Lynn; and…and NOW I’m having the time of my life with God, and he’s telling me to forgive my friends for being so judgmental and punishing.  

    He’s saying, HE’D never be as judgmental or punishing as any human would because, well, he said, because…because…I am all of you. He says, I am all of you, I am everything and, “I like to be nice to me; cause if I can’t be on my side, who can?”  Now ya just can’t argue with that kind of “There’s nothing that exists but me” reasoning, I mean…especially when He’s…….especially when He’s….heh….should I start saying She’s?…proving it to you.   

    So anyway, there I am, and now I’m thinking, “Christ, if you turn into a beautiful chick…  you know, what the hell’s with this “just get naked” stuff… great song, I mean, but, well I’m trippin, remember?  I’m not quite thinkin straight so I’ve got it all screwed up in my mind that I’d be, you know, that I’d be just proving the mofo’s down there right, that I’d end up being unfaithful to my wife with god…dess... and prove a bigger cad than they already melted me for.  

    So, there I am all screwed up thinking I’m gonna have to choose between proving to Anna, and Mary Beth, and Doug, and Peter…you bastard, Peter, you know I love your Ma…and fuzzy feet caseycat he Mah and Clara…aah I’ll prove all of you wrong, or turn… down sex with Goddess. And you tell me how the hell you say no to Goddess/God?…I’m still wonderin if a non-Catholic would’ve gone through that kind of hell. 

    Well, all I can say is that it’s a fine damn thing that the hash starting wearing off a bit… wow!…or maybe God was just laughin so hard at what He/She knew I was thinkin but…and… but then had pity on me.  Because with, with more clarity I began to see how tripped out I’d been! Like, hey!

    Look (a) I’M FREAKIN’ DEAD!  What the hell do I care about provin anything to you guys, let alone how would you know, and so on?  

    But also, he…(b) Hey, I’m with God, fer Chrissakes!  Now, now that I think of it and look around, I know, I know, you’d think this would be the first thing I’d notice, but, well, don’t be so judg-men-tal!…I mean, I…ya..member I got that from the Main Person Him or Her self….cause…cause how do you know? Ya know?…so don’t go judgin’ me… and, and…and also how you’d be after ingesting, ingesting God’s own private stash.  

    Seriously, do you really think you’ve ever had anything as strong…as the crop God’s got??  C’mon, a little reason, here, folks. thank you. So anyway it dawn’s on me that I’d been naked…that we’d been naked the whole time .. shesh, whileallthis’sbeengoinon…Not even feathery wings or any of that happy ho no. Wellll….

    Well of course  that well, of course, see, clothes…or heaven…Well (1) you’re clothes don’t have a soul.  Sheesh! What were you… er, er ah, I thinkin? that’s dumb!  Then the, then the hash was really wearing off and my superior intellect really started to kick in:   Like…like it start to say:…

    “Hey dummy…talkin to myself, see…this is frigging heaven!”

    …ya know, when I lived in Oregon, I JUST KNEW God was hanging out up there…aah, too hard to explain…

    “so anyway in heaven, so in heaven” I tell myself, toler…I tell myself tolerating…tolerating me:   “Do you really think there’d be sweat shops spewing out conveyors of clothes?  hmmmm?”

    “UH, No, I answer myself, seeing the wisdom of my self’s question.”

    “And in heaven, do you think there’d be anybody having to slave their lives, er, their, timelessness, away?…Indeed!” continued the erudite little puke…that I was having second thoughts about being so proud of, now that it’s me Socratic dialoguing all over my ass…OK “Indeed!” erudite me said “It’s heaven, so why would ANYone have to work!?”  

    Yea, of course, he was right, but he didn’t have to stress that “ANY”…a big ol’ ANYwu… that way; it was like he was saying, “It’s obvious to everyone, dummy; what’d you do catch “brain deadness” all of a sudden? Course he didn’t say that out loud, but, you see, like I said earlier, I went through primal therapy, back in the day, so I know a little bit more about myself than the average schmuck.   

    So that’s why I can tell when I’m being a dick to me.

    Well, long story short…oh, huh, I see, way too late for that, anyway.  

    Well anyway, turns out that…hell now here’s where that Catholic stuff woulda actually helped me out…well, in heaven there’s no sin, no sin, means no shame, no shame means why get dressed?!

    [NOTE:   This monologue is clipped from a much longer audio monologue titled, “Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting With God, Who Reveals All Reasons Behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined By Humans; and, Sadly, Because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness”
    SILLYMICKEL’S ORIGINAL COMEDIC-PHILOSOPHIC-SPIRITUAL MONOLOGUE, IN MP3, AUDIO CLIP FROM, AS TITLED ABOVE, CAN BE LISTENED TO BY CLICKING THE PLAYER BELOW:]

    Funny Fantasy Turns Hilarious Meeting with God Who Reveals All Reasons behind Existence, God, Living Things; So Much More Wonderful Than Ever Imagined by Humans; and Sadly because Humans Are Not Yet Capable of Even Imagining Such Love and Goodness. sound bite  SillyMickel’s Mystic Crystal Revelations sound bites

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